Is that a banana in your pocket or are fruit flies just completely enamored with your genitals?
Leighton Meester || for Naf Naf [x]
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
sometimes i hate dutch stereotypes but a man on wooden shoes just walked past me in literally the middle of the fucking city
Well I’ll be amsterdamned
*whispers* how dare u